FORGET SEX LET’S HAVE DINNER

The natural pinnie to wear after sex, or when you are jolly peckish.

• made in the UK, from professional grade fabric – a hardwearing 190gsm polycotton, this apron will survive (almost) anything an enthusiastic chef might throw at it
• double screen printed with high quality inks, to make sure the print looks good and lasts long
• features a large tartan pocket, divided in two sections, to fit perfectly two large bottles of cooking sherry

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